PSU Campus Update!

This just in to THOAD:

After a thorough study, the PSU "brass" has decided NOT to put a saddle atop Penn State's infamous Nittany Lion Shrine. The saddle idea arose from the need to protect the gorgeous shrine from the smell of nuts, beave, and anus when visitors climb onto its back. "At this time a saddle is a bit unneccessary. We trust that the public will routinely and thoroughly wash their crotch. If need be, a little antibacterial wipe and some elbow grease will keep our beloved Nittany Lion Shrine clean and sanitary," commented an anonymous administrator.

So, saddle-up Lion lovers, but please wash up beforehand.