One of the most overlooked and under appreciated aspects of daily life is the occasional appearance of the “side boob”. Simply put, the side boob is, well, the side of the boob. Side boob is easily visible with low cut shirts/dresses in the summertime but its most highly coveted sighting is through "the window” of a button-down shirt commonly worn in a professional or corporate setting. This specific type of side boob sighting is usually caused by a tightly fitting business attire shirt, which ripples upon sitting. On more rare occasions, it is simply caused by the sheer size and protrusion of said boobs causing tension on the shirt while the buttons hold the fabric taut, creating "the window". Due to its elusive nature, mainly caused by movement, it is not recommended to seek out the side boob. If spotted, prolonged viewing of side boob is frowned upon as it may cause awkwardness and most importantly, awareness. So heres to you, side boob, your lure lies in your simplicity.
For more on side boob, visit sideboob.org
THOAD contributor Dr. Rosenpenis is currently conducting a medical study on the phenomenon of side boob and will report upon conclusion of the research period.
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