Flawed, Unintelligent, Dumb...No, Not THOD! "The Happening"

Talent, pure talent. Pride in a city many of us know and love. These are the characteristics that a once great director and a once great blog shared at the beginning of their respective careers. However, as the promising talent that M.Night displayed in The Sixth Sense has taken a self absorbed turn for the worse, so too has the content and direction of "those we do not speak of." So similar are the ascensions and undoing of these Philadelphia institutions, that this critic has learned that M.N.S.'s next thriller will be an untitled, uninteresting, non-suspenseful, and stupid work of historical fiction which sees the eyes of young gentlemen in the Philadelphia bleed when they enter a certain blog spot. Apparently the blood that drips from the eyes of the men oozes into the streets to unite into a blob that attacks cars that are deficient on miles per gallon and emisions. I'm as excited for this movie as I am for the next entry from "Incredible Hick".Oh yeah, The Happening sucks.  One Duchamp!