Monday, August 25, 2008

South + Philly = Silly

Spending this past glorious Saturday at ye olde Citizen's Bank Park, I noticed a few commonalities amongst the dress of the male fans...






These same male patrons were overheard repeating these phrases such as:
"Yao, let's gao!"
"I'd f*ck her..."
"Gimme a cigg aisehole"
"Atta boy!"
"F*ck dat!!!"

Female fans accompanying above male fans were seen in outfits similar to the one shown below:


...only 200lbs. fatter...uttering such phrases as:
"Yao lemme get one-a-dem cheese cups"
"The 20 oz. one dumb-aise"
"She ate all da pizza, she's like one-a-dem white whales...yea"

Witnessed reports confirm that when these types of fans got together they engaged in lewd public displays such as drinking beer off of the female breast, public rim-jobs, and numerous attempts of f*ngerblasting...

Silly.

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